Two people apparently found the blog today after doing a Google search on "shrubbery + cheap".
I was deeply bemused. Deeply. Especially as this blog is nowhere to be seen in the top ten pages of google results.
However in checking this out I did discover in the website snippets that Google posts a reference to "a dance troupe wearing bustiers and exotic shrubbery." My bemusement is now as the void of interstellar space compared to the void inside a peanut shell now. Especially since, judging from the rest of the snippet and the url, the site is a Chinese pimp's web presence.* So now we have men paying for the privilege of spending time with women in uncomfortable underwear and agricultural products?**
What's next inappropriate fixations on hedge shears?
I don't think I want to know.
*I did not click through, but s/he does promise virgins, though s/he makes no mention of what sort of plant life they are afflicted with. Probably aspidistras.
** How do you wear a shrubbery anyway? Do you root it in the cups of the bustier? Do I really want to go on thinking about this?